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You are walking down the beach. A dolphin swims into the shallows and tells you he is a wizard from an undersea kingdom. He needs your help, but will not elaborate when asked. What do you do? 

39%
75 deviants said Sure bro, let's do this! To the undersea kingdom!
33%
63 deviants said Maybe? I have a few questions first.
11%
22 deviants said You realize it is just a day dream in your kiddie pool and go inside to dry off, heartbroken.
6%
12 deviants said You punch yourself to wake up from your drunk sleep.
3%
6 deviants said other
3%
5 deviants said Run away!!! Talking Dolphin!!!!
2%
3 deviants said oh look, fish sticks! You catch him to eat later.
2%
3 deviants said Dude, talking Dolphin, I see money if I make him work for me!
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2 deviants said I wanna ride around and play with it! no adventure though.
1%
1 deviant said You do not wanna go, but you take out your camera or phone to record it.

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:iconlibertades:
Libertades Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2014  Student General Artist
Who gave me cocain?
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:iconiscera:
Iscera Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014
Wonder what drugs I am on and who drugged me.. And run away screaming.
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TheTinfoilRat Featured By Owner Edited Aug 7, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
This poll. Yes. :thumbsup:


//After voting
I'd like to ask him how I'm going to breathe underwater. Although it's probably something to do with him being a wizard. :P
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:iconshadowwolfzeru:
shadowwolfzeru Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Student General Artist
Love fish sticks!
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:iconahkward:
Ahkward Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2014  Professional Traditional Artist
Sushi is better . eue
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:iconshadowwolfzeru:
shadowwolfzeru Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2014  Student General Artist
Dolphin Sushi? You Monster!
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:iconahkward:
Ahkward Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2014  Professional Traditional Artist
:L But I'm hungry.
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:iconshadowwolfzeru:
shadowwolfzeru Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2014  Student General Artist
...me too. Lets eat a Koala!
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:iconahkward:
Ahkward Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2014  Professional Traditional Artist
EW, koalas.
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:iconshadowwolfzeru:
shadowwolfzeru Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2014  Student General Artist
Coatimundis?
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:iconahkward:
Ahkward Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2014  Professional Traditional Artist
Too stringy. I want something with meat on its bones.
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:iconxxnamaste:
xXNamaste Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'd be like fuck yea brotha just let me grab my satchel.
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:iconahkward:
Ahkward Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2014  Professional Traditional Artist
Magical adventure! :D
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:iconkeprion:
Keprion Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
I would say "sure bro, let's do this!" but I would have to apologize to him and tell him I couldn't go because of the fact I wouldn't be able to breath underwater. I value my life, but I would love to speak with him about ocean things like.... how the frick do they drink water? Then I would ask him to teach me his dolphin language so I can talk crap to people I hate like "eckecke eeehhk ecka!" :U
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:iconahkward:
Ahkward Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2014  Professional Traditional Artist
Imagine doing that to people and seeing their confused reactions?
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:iconkeprion:
Keprion Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
It would be perfect, then just give them the bird and fast walk out of there. XD
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:iconmysteriouswhitewolf:
mysteriouswhitewolf Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Dude you spelled Dolhinese perfectly.
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:iconkeprion:
Keprion Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
THANKSSSSS owo
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:iconxxnamaste:
xXNamaste Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I HAVE ALLLLWAYYYSSS WONDERED HOW SEA CREATURES DRINK WATER
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:iconkeprion:
Keprion Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
IKRRRR???? ME TO! >n>
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:iconcelticllama:
CelticLlama Featured By Owner Edited Aug 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Just how? Always wondered that too.

Mmm salty fish poop contaminated water...
Delicious.
:eyes:
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:iconkeprion:
Keprion Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
joejaoiejoi I looked it up. This thingy told me that if they drank salt water, their bodies would use more water trying to get rid of the salt from their system so they often get the majority of their water from their food like squids and fish by producing it during the metabolic break downs in their digestive systems. It's because it's one of the by products of this process just like carbon dioxide is for us when we breath in oxygen during respiration. OwO
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:iconcelticllama:
CelticLlama Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:jawdrop: jawdrop revamp :jawdrop: 
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:iconnatakuxeden:
NatakuXeden Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
My room mate just asked me (as I was reading this) "did you have any weird dreams last night?" Noe, but I sure might now! LOL This is probably the best poll I've seen on DA yet. It made my morning.
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:iconbaconbaka:
BaconBaka Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014   Digital Artist
First Question I would ask? What the heck kinda soda was I drinking?
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:iconxxnamaste:
xXNamaste Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Answer: wasn't soda.
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:iconbaconbaka:
BaconBaka Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014   Digital Artist
..Then what the hell did I drink, anyway?
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:iconcelticllama:
CelticLlama Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
That shall remain a mystery.
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:iconahkward:
Ahkward Featured By Owner Edited Aug 6, 2014  Professional Traditional Artist
A pod of dolphins came 10-15ft away from us at the beach today. We were chest deep and it was both terrifying and the most amazing thing ever to be that close to so many wild dolphins.

This inspired the poll.
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:iconjasminjuu:
jasminjuu Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014  Professional General Artist
Still waiting for something magical to happen. Don't care if it involves dolphin wizards. 
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:iconahkward:
Ahkward Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014  Professional Traditional Artist
All kinds of crazy stuff happens when I actually take my bum to the beach. Like I attract strangeness. Rofl
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:iconjasminjuu:
jasminjuu Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Professional General Artist
I just attract drunk people and retired perverts (and those scorpions) >: Let's trade.
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:iconahkward:
Ahkward Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2014  Professional Traditional Artist
That scorpion was funny though. At least he was not prejudiced based on species. Though you are totally out of his league, girlfriend.
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:iconcanisleather:
CanisLeather Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014
What inspired this question? XD
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:iconahkward:
Ahkward Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014  Professional Traditional Artist
A pod of dolphins came within 10-15ft of my friend and I today down at Longboat key. Out about chest deep and being inspected by dolphins. Lol
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:iconcanisleather:
CanisLeather Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014
Oh awesome!  Dolphins are so amazing <3
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:iconahkward:
Ahkward Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014  Professional Traditional Artist
Ikr, I had seen them a few times, but never so close. I usually find urchins, slugs, rays and starfish, but never dolphins. XD Not like that.
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:iconcanisleather:
CanisLeather Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014
That's so cool!  Wish I lived near the ocean, so many things to see :D  The closest to sea life I've gotten when I've been on the coast for vacations are dead jellyfish XD
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:iconahkward:
Ahkward Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014  Professional Traditional Artist
Ugh Jellyfish, dead ones I see sometimes. Been stung three times in 2 years.

It is nice to live close to this.... though I would rather have my mountains. XD
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:iconcanisleather:
CanisLeather Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014
Yikes, my sister got stung by one the last time we took a trip to Florida Dx  Did NOT seem fun x)  I hope to move to AK some day, I'd get mountains and ocean;  though none of the beautiful reefs like in the tropics.
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:iconahkward:
Ahkward Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2014  Professional Traditional Artist
Alaska seems to be best of both worlds.
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