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You are 21, in college, and living in apartment dorms (like me). Your drunk neighbor comes to your door and when you open it they jump forward and kiss you. what is your reaction? 

31%
29 deviants said Falcon punch!!! (or kick)
15%
14 deviants said You end it and help them back to their room
14%
13 deviants said If they are hot, make out.
12%
11 deviants said end it and as they go back to their room, you shut you door and just scream WTF?!?!?!
12%
11 deviants said Shove them on the floor and shut the door in their face.
6%
6 deviants said other?
4%
4 deviants said You end it and rob them of any wallet or other valuables. they will not remember!
3%
3 deviants said End it and call security
2%
2 deviants said If they are not hot, push them away!
0%
No deviants said You stumble into your room, and shut the door. ohohoho you want some privacy. XD

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:iconkazma-sama:
Kazma-sama Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Dude did this actually happen to you? 0.o
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:iconahkward:
Ahkward Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
no, a friend of mine
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:icondragonfoxing:
Dragonfoxing Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013
Say "Oh murr, getting me all hot and bothered", then push them out the door and wonder if they even know what 'Furry' is.
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:iconahkward:
Ahkward Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
ROFL

Best answer yet. congrats
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:icondragonfoxing:
Dragonfoxing Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013
Lol, it'd be funny if there were a hidden price.

That really is what I would do though. :U Would be funny to see them come to me the next day with a picture of furry smut and go "You sick ****".
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:iconahkward:
Ahkward Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
oh yeah.

it would be hilarious. hehehe
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:icondragonfoxing:
Dragonfoxing Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013
Not forgetting, of course, to close the door before they can make another attempt at strange buttsexian love.
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:icondenece-the-sylcoe:
Denece-the-sylcoe Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Falcon punch! (they won't remember! XD )
Then slam the door, lock it and go back to art.
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:iconahkward:
Ahkward Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
:iconfalconpunchplz:
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:icondenece-the-sylcoe:
Denece-the-sylcoe Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Student Digital Artist
:laughing: Exactly.
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:iconrustymutt:
RustyMutt Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I would probably do a combination of punching them, shoving them to the floor and then helping then back to their room.
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:iconahkward:
Ahkward Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
XD Multi answers... ._.
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:iconrustymutt:
RustyMutt Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:XD: Well, if I had to choose only one, I would probably end it and help them back to the room and then punch them.
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:iconahkward:
Ahkward Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
:iconohyouplz:
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:iconrustymutt:
RustyMutt Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconimthinkingplz: What would you do?
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:iconahkward:
Ahkward Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
:iconcoolguyshadesplz: Ohohohohohohohoho
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:iconrustymutt:
RustyMutt Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Is it something evil?:iconwooooplz:
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:iconahkward:
Ahkward Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
maybe
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:iconbanamaru:
banamaru Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I'd kick him on the nuts if it were a guy, or punch her boobs if it were a girl. :'D And then shut the door and go back to the computer. ;u;
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:iconahkward:
Ahkward Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
ROFL You hold no punches, do ya?
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:iconbanamaru:
banamaru Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Student Digital Artist
;u; Nu. I'm taken and no other b!tch is gonna kiss me. >:3
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:iconahkward:
Ahkward Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
I'm not taken. -3-
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:iconbanamaru:
banamaru Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Student Digital Artist
;3; you're gonna find someone. Just don't rush or you may catch the wrong fish. :huggle:
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:iconahkward:
Ahkward Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
oh i know... it just gets... quiet around here. lol
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:iconbanamaru:
banamaru Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Student Digital Artist
You don't have any pets? ;w;
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:iconahkward:
Ahkward Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
I'm not allowed to have pets in the dorms. I have 2 dogs at home.
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:icondoodlemonster5:
DoodleMonster5 Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Honestly i have no clue what i'd do. All those answers are possible in a moments notice for me. :iconhmmmplz:
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:iconahkward:
Ahkward Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
lol ONLY ONE
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:icondoodlemonster5:
DoodleMonster5 Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
then i dont know xD i go by instinct. if i was to choose one of those answers i would probably be lying.
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:iconahkward:
Ahkward Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
To be honest, me too. XD
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:icondoodlemonster5:
DoodleMonster5 Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconhigh5plz:lol xD
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:iconahkward:
Ahkward Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
:iconohyeahplz:
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:icondoodlemonster5:
DoodleMonster5 Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
xD!
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:icongenerald20:
GeneralD20 Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
that deserves a well fined oiled tiger uppercut
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:iconahkward:
Ahkward Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
XD a tiger uppercut?
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:icongenerald20:
GeneralD20 Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
saggat from street fighter tiger uppercut
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:iconahkward:
Ahkward Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
sorry. XD I forgot.
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:icongenerald20:
GeneralD20 Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
no prob sensi
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:iconlordmarlon:
LordMarlon Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013
i would pull back and shut the door but before leaveing i would hug them and walk them home
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:iconahkward:
Ahkward Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
XD that is nice of you.
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:iconlordmarlon:
LordMarlon Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013
lol i dont like peeps being hurt
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:icondaverabbit:
DaveRabbit Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
this -> [link]

..yup bad puns...sorry...I had to do that XD
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:iconahkward:
Ahkward Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Rofl that needs a plz account
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:icondaverabbit:
DaveRabbit Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
ikr? it'd be kinda difficult to fit it all in a plz icon tho :l
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:iconahkward:
Ahkward Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Oh.. yes it would
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:icondaverabbit:
DaveRabbit Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
...also...its happening again... :l
conversation through comments >__<
...get a skype yo!
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:iconahkward:
Ahkward Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
I think I have one, but I use it with my penpal in Japan really. Only fr that. :/

What is wrong in a conversation through comments? How else do people talk online?
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:icondaverabbit:
DaveRabbit Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
whats wrong you ask? ...well its slow >___<

and other ways people talk online? ...skype.
XD aight, aight, Ill stahp now...

...btw on-topic, the story behind this poll is pretty awkward and funny...how did it end up?? did you make out with that guy? XD that'd be even funnier
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:iconahkward:
Ahkward Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
No, it happened to a guy friend of mine. His neighbor is a girl from one of my classes, that he likes. Ohohoho
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:iconteamsonic015:
TeamSonic015 Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This didn't happen, did it? XDD
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